tattookink:

when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades


toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(Source: gamegrrl)

blastortoise:

wow white cops in the kkk how shocking, i’m caught totally off guard never in my life would i have saw that coming

(Source: blastortoise-chan)